Oh my god, Madden killed Kenny! You bastard!
Sorry Red Sox and Braves fans, this was too easy.
Trust this guy with a two minute drill? I don’t think so, Tim.
If I could go back in time, I’d definitely take the 1000:1 odds on this guy being covered in manure at some point in his life.
In Soviet Russia, curse break you!
I mean, Peyton Hillis plays for the Browns, so isn’t he already cursed for this season?
Don’t worry, it’s fine to make fun of Hurricane Katrina…the Saints won the Super Bowl 5 years later so it’s all good.
This guy’s lost way too many Super Bowls to meddling kids.
Off-field injury issues VICKtimized his season.